Talk like a pirate day

Talk like a pirate day and I tell my husband he should stay home and hang out rather than go to work.

I say "You could be my pirate captain!" ~ He smiles

I say "I'll be your saucy wench!" ~ He grins

I run off to the kitchen and return with the tomato sauce and say "A very saucy wench" ~ He bursts into laughter but still had to go to work!